With A-list celebrities naming their children everything from Esmerelda Amada Gosling to Apple Martin, you really can't be too careful when you hear things like, "Ryan Reynolds wants to name his first child Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds." Still, we're pretty sure that Reynolds was joking when he told the Canadian talk show "etalk" just that.

"On the plane over here I was trying to think of baby names," Reynolds said, as he was celebrating his new star on Canada's Walk of Fame in Toronto. "I don't want a name that's anything pretentious or, like, Hollywood-y. So I'm going with Excalibur Anaconda Reynolds... that's if it's a girl."

Um, something tell us that former "Gossip Girl" star and current lifestyle blogger Blake Lively won't be down with a daughter named after a famous sword and a Nicki Minaj song. (Or a snake, whatever.)

However, Excalibur Anaconda is still preferable to the name Reynolds would like to assign his theoretical future son: "Bruce Jenner."

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