Have you been wondering how Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj celebrated the successful surprise release of their joint "***Flawless" remix on August 2? Personally, I picture them cackling over a half-dozen champagne flutes of Myx Moscato as they lounge poolside at the Knowles-Carters' large villa buried deep within the forests of Secret Rich Person Island.

But that's just me.

Vine user @Ohmynene creates a more realistic post-drop exchange between the VMA performer and the "Anaconda" rapper, which she brings to life with some truly impressive celebrity-impersonation skills. Now, that's what I call identity theft.