Photos by Radhika Marya
Chicago, IL - We're having a pretty amazingly rad time at Pitchfork Music Festival, but there's one fest-goer jangling through the fray who just knows how to do this thing right. That fest-goer's name? Marnie The Dog. You heard me. The dog.
A 12-year-old Shih Tzu from New York City, Marnie has more celeb selfies than Macklemore -- and nearly 50,000 followers on Instagram. Throw her a follow if you haven't already. You'll thank me later, I promise.
We hung out with Marnie for a bit at Pitchfork and watched her make the festival rounds -- and let me tell you, kids, this dog has more star power than headliner Kendrick Lamar.
Take a peek at Marnie's average fest day below and try not to hate your life.
Just moshing at Perfect Pussy. No big
Marnie may be 12 in human years, but she's 84 in dog years -- and ready to rage
But first she hit up the ATM
And the bathrooms. They look dubious
Here she is refueling with popcorn
And picking up some sick vinyl
The fans were clamoring for photos!
To avoid the hoards, she hopped a golf cart to VIP
And chilled with the Dum Dum Girls...
And Perfect Pussy. NaptimeVille, USA, population Marnie and Meredith!