This Dog Has More Celeb Selfies Than Macklemore

VIP: Very Important Pooch.

SPOTTED: A brand-new socialite is up on the scene — every scene, all scenes, scenes that have not even been made manifest yet. She’s that with it, guys.

She’s kicking it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, four weeks a month, 12 months a year — plus, she’s best bros with Miley Cyrus. Pretty fabulous, am I right? Are you drooling with envy yet, coveting her star-packed life?

Well, she’s way ahead of you because, get this: She’s a dog. (Don’t you just love the Internet age?)

A 12-year-old Shih Tzu from the rough ’n’ tumble streets of NYC, Marnie the Dog (named for musician Marnie Stern by music world luminary and owner Shirley Braha) has been seen rubbing elbows with pop stars, actors and indie rock stars alike: Hannibal Buress, Sky Ferreira and Earl Sweatshirt, to name a very few.

Also, she’s got mad dance skills:

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