SPOTTED: A brand-new socialite is up on the scene -- every scene, all scenes, scenes that have not even been made manifest yet. She's that with it, guys.
She's kicking it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, four weeks a month, 12 months a year -- plus, she's best bros with Miley Cyrus. Pretty fabulous, am I right? Are you drooling with envy yet, coveting her star-packed life?
Well, she's way ahead of you because, get this: She's a dog. (Don't you just love the Internet age?)
A 12-year-old Shih Tzu from the rough 'n' tumble streets of NYC, Marnie the Dog (named for musician Marnie Stern by music world luminary and owner Shirley Braha) has been seen rubbing elbows with pop stars, actors and indie rock stars alike: Hannibal Buress, Sky Ferreira and Earl Sweatshirt, to name a very few.
Also, she's got mad dance skills:
This little pup is basically the new IT accessory when it comes to the music world -- she's, like, the new Beats Pill. The new bindhi. The new leather jacket-and-skinny-jeans combo.
Check out her most important moments below and let the envy eat your very soul:
Hanging With Earl Sweatshirt
Meeting Miley And Sky
Letting Loose With Mac DeMarco
Mugging With Sky Ferreira
Maxin' And Relaxin'
Chilling With Little Pete
Posing With Neon Indian
Wilin' Out With Marnie Stern
Dressing Up With Her Human
Cheesin' With Wavves
Snuggling With Perfect Pussy