This Dog Has More Celeb Selfies Than Macklemore

VIP: Very Important Pooch.

SPOTTED: A brand-new socialite is up on the scene — every scene, all scenes, scenes that have not even been made manifest yet. She’s that with it, guys.

She’s kicking it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, four weeks a month, 12 months a year — plus, she’s best bros with Miley Cyrus. Pretty fabulous, am I right? Are you drooling with envy yet, coveting her star-packed life?

Well, she’s way ahead of you because, get this: She’s a dog. (Don’t you just love the Internet age?)

A 12-year-old Shih Tzu from the rough ‘n’ tumble streets of NYC, Marnie the Dog (named for musician Marnie Stern by music world luminary and owner Shirley Braha) has been seen rubbing elbows with pop stars, actors and indie rock stars alike: Hannibal Buress, Sky Ferreira and Earl Sweatshirt, to name a very few.

Also, she’s got mad dance skills:

This little pup is basically the new IT accessory when it comes to the music world — she’s, like, the new Beats Pill. The new bindhi. The new leather jacket-and-skinny-jeans combo.

Check out her most important moments below and let the envy eat your very soul:

Hanging With Earl Sweatshirt

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Meeting Miley And Sky

Letting Loose With Mac DeMarco

Mugging With Sky Ferreira

Maxin’ And Relaxin’

Chilling With Little Pete

Posing With Neon Indian

Wilin’ Out With Marnie Stern

Dressing Up With Her Human

Cheesin’ With Wavves

Snuggling With Perfect Pussy

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Brenna Ehrlich is a reporter for MTV News as well as the senior writer/editor for the O Music Awards. In the past, she served as associate editor at Mashable, penned a netiquette column for CNN and co-authored the blog and book "Stuff Hipsters Hate." She likes trying not to die in moshpits and listening to songs on repeat. Follow her on Twitter @BrennaEhrlich for news on cats and punk bands.