Grab your eleventy-billion SPF sunblock and Tumblr-approved bucket hat, because MTV's Waterproof Weekend is taking you straight to the beach this Saturday and Sunday -- and we're bringing Cody Simpson and Rixton along with us.

Tune into MTV on Saturday, May 31 between 1 p.m. and 9 p.m. ET to watch the "Me And My Broken Heart" lads kicking it with "10 on Top" host Lenay Dunn, and catch Cody on Sunday, June 1 between 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. ET.

The guys will build sandcastles, play volleyball, and even get real with a round of "I Never" and "Marry, Kiss, Kill." Hopefully, no one will end up shame-spiraling under a towel because they keep winning/losing "I Never." #projecting

I don't wanna give too much else away, but let's just say that cougar-chaser Cody's surfboard (board-board-board-board-board-board) will definitely make an appearance. I mean, his actual surfboard. Ugh, double entendres -- foiled again!