"I would like to go to law school because I hate lawyers. I hate

lawyers with a passion. I feel like I want to be knowledgeable

enough to know when somebody's bullsh---in' me, to tell you

honestly. I've gone through so much drama and so much red tape

and ... draggin' stuff on and pushing paperwork across desks and

fraudulent, unethical [hassles]. ... I've been through so

much." — Montell Jordan, singer/producer, on why he wants to

attend law school