You're lying to yourself if you weren't jealous Lizzie McGuire (Hilary Duff) got to take a class trip to Rome in the eighth freaking grade in The Lizzie McGuire Movie. She traveled to an exotic country, became ~besties~ (for a hot minute) with a pop star named Paolo (Yani Gellman), and finally kissed Gordo (Adam Lamberg). Despite some issues, it was a fun trip full of adventure.

But what if it wasn't?

YouTuber Elle Mills recut The Lizzie McGuire Movie's trailer, turning it from a family-friendly escapade into a sinister thriller. Sure, Paolo was relatively harmless, just a grade-A phony faker in the singing department, but Mills reimagined him as a malicious villain with an extra suspicious agenda. Word of advice, Lizzie: If some stranger wants you to ride on the back of his moped through the streets of Rome, tell him that's not what dreams are made of.

Check out the hilarious video below.