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First Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 Teaser Has Big Laughs, Not Enough Baby Groot

‘There are two types of beings in the universe — those who dance and those who do not’

The first teaser trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 just dropped, and it doesn't feature nearly enough Baby Groot. (Just saying.) What it does include, however, is an update on Star-Lord (Chris Pratt) and Gamora's (Zoe Saldana) relationship, or lack thereof, courtesy of Drax (Dave Bautista).

In the teaser, Drax not only advises Quill to find a woman "as pathetic" as he is, rather than pine after Gamora, but he also drops the greatest life advice of all time: "There are two types of beings in the universe — those who dance and those who do not." It's unclear when James Gunn's Guardians joined the Step Up universe, but I am here for it.

The teaser also gives us a glimpse into some of the groovy action in Vol. 2. A battle-ready Gamora draws her blade, while her half-sister Nebula (Karen Gillan) can be seen sporting an interesting new look. Meanwhile, Yondu (Michael Rooker) — and his new red mohawk — is seen walking, rather menacingly, down a bridge with Rocket Raccoon (Bradley Cooper). Finally, at the very end, we get a much-too-brief look at Baby Groot.

Does this mean Rocket and Baby Groot get separated? Because I don't think my heart could take that.