Britney Spears is absolutely crushing her U.K. press tour. After performing at London’s Apple Music Festival, then showing off her silly side on The Jonathan Ross Show, she visited U.K. talk show Loose Women to ... well ... get a little loose.

During a round of rapid-fire questions, the Glory singer gamely played “Snog, Marry, Avoid,” essentially the British equivalent of “Fuck, Marry, Kill” (what can we say, the Brits are clearly more polite than we are). Asked to choose among Justin Bieber, Madonna, and Simon Cowell, Spears said she’d avoid both her former X Factor co-judge Cowell and her former VMA co-snogger Madge (been there, done that). That left Bieber, whom Spears happily admitted she’d snog — 12-year age difference be damned. Or maybe she’s just always had a thing for guys named Justin?

Despite her apparent infatuation with the Biebs, though, it sounds like Spears isn’t actually looking to snog anytime soon. Earlier in the interview, she said she’s “happily single,” though she did admit she’s into younger men.

“I like younger guys,” she said. “Like this morning, for instance, this guy came and he was my waiter, and I was like, ‘Oh my god! You’re adorable!’”

Alas ... somewhere in the U.K., there is a waiter (probably named Justin) who’s crying over his missed opportunity with Miss Spears. Sorry, dude.