17 Breakup Songs You Can Use To Annihilate Your Ex

On tonight’s 'Mary + Jane,' Paige gave Softs3rve an epic musical kiss-off

All she wanted was a little TLC.

Paige thought she’d rekindled her love with Softs3rve when the DJ/graffiti artist finally showed his face on tonight’s Mary + Jane -- and professed his undying love to her in between spinning records at Jenee’s ’90s-themed birthday bash. By episode’s end, however, the weed-selling blonde had discovered her ex was a BS artist -- the kind of guy that thinks he’s fly and is also known as a buster. Always talkin’ about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass.

Sound familiar? It should: In a fit of rage, Paige hijacked the karaoke machine and sang those very lines during a LOL performance of TLC’s “No Scrubs” (complete with an epic mic drop at the end).

And that got us thinking: Which other songs could be used to annihilate an ex? Here are our top 17 -- tell us which you like best, or if we missed any of your favorites. Then be sure to watch another M+J on Monday at 10/9c!

  1. “Sorry,” Beyonce

    Key lyrics: “Middle fingers up, put them hands high/Wave it in his face, tell him, ‘Boy, bye’”

  2. “Rolling in the Deep,” Adele

    Key lyrics: “Go ahead and sell me out, and I'll lay your sh-t bare”

  3. “Needed Me,” Rihanna

    Key lyrics: “Didn't they tell you that I was a savage? F-ck your white horse and a carriage”

  4. “Lips Are Movin,” Meghan Trainor

    Key lyrics: “You’re full of something but it ain’t love”

  5. “Hot ‘N Cold,” Katy Perry

    Key lyrics: “You change your mind like a girl changes clothes/You PMS like a b-tch”

  6. “Perfect Illusion,” Lady Gaga

    Key lyrics: “Now that I'm waking up, I still feel the blow/But at least now I know it wasn't love”

  7. “Blow Me (One Last Kiss),” P!nk

    Key lyrics: “You think I'm just too serious, I think you're full of sh-t”

  8. “Fire Burns,” Nicki Minaj

    Key lyrics: “I hope you lay down in your sleep and you choke on every lie you told”

  9. “Same Old Love," Selena Gomez

    Key lyrics: “I'm not spending any time wasting tonight on you”

  10. “Up Out My Face,” Mariah Carey

    Key lyrics: “When I break, I break/If we were two Lego blocks, even the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 couldn't put us back together again”

  11. “Never Again,” Kelly Clarkson

    Key lyrics: “I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green/I hope when you're in bed with her, you think of me”

  12. “Lose My Breath,” Destiny’s Child

    Key lyrics: “You don't have no business in this/Here's your papers, baby, you are dismissed”

  13. “These Boots Are Made for Walkin,” Nancy Sinatra

    Key lyrics: “You keep thinking that you'll never get burned/Ha, I just found me a brand-new box of matches”

  14. “You Oughta Know,” Alanis Morissette

    Key lyrics: “Every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it”

  15. “I Didn’t Like You Anyway,” The Donnas

    Key lyrics: “A Boston baked bean is the size of your head/I heard you even wet your bed”

  16. “F-ck You,” CeeLo Green

    Key lyrics: “I've got some news for you: I really hate your ass right now”

  17. "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," Taylor Swift

    Key lyrics: Every. single. one. of. them.