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See Chrissy Teigen And Jenna Dewan-Tatum Hilariously Spoof Magic Mike

These gals are the worst strippers ever

Is your body ready for an all-female reboot of Magic Mike?

With Ghostbusters and the upcoming Ocean’s Eight successfully revitalizing movie franchises with all-female casts, Ellen DeGeneres thinks Magic Mike should be next on the docket. So she recruited a few of her sexiest celeb friends to make the magic happen. At least, she tried.

The talk show host stars as the titular character in her (totally fake) preview of Magic Michelle, which also stars Chrissy Teigen as Linda Peterson, Olivia Munn as Honeydew, and Jenna Dewan-Tatum (wife of Magic Mike himself, Channing Tatum) as Peppermint. With Ginuwine’s “Pony” playing in the background, the gals clumsily bump, grind, and squeak down stripper poles, before Oprah Winfrey (or part of her) pops in for a surprise cameo.

“Hillary’s not the only one bringing women to the poles this fall,” a voiceover announces at the end. Yep, we’d pay actual money to see this, TBH.