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Watch An iCarly Star Make A Sex Joke And Promptly Ruin Your Childhood

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Jerry Trainor, who played Carly's goofy brother Spencer on iCarly and Crazy Steve on Drake & Josh, is known for his wacky characters that like crazy socks and ostriches. Understandably, Trainor kept his humor G-rated for Nickelodeon's young fans. But he recently took his jokes to a whole new level on an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

With some help from his fictional girlfriend's adorable pup, Trainor attempted to explain what Hyperloops do. It didn't go so well, as you can see in the clip below. (Hyperloops are a form of high-speed transporation, by the way.)

Trainor and his dog were sucked up into a Hyperloop, which took them on a lightning-fast trip to the Tonight Show stage.

"How was the ride?" Fallon asked.

"It was better than sex, Jimmy," Trainor hilariously responded. Somewhere in an alternate universe, Carly and Sam are blushing. 😂