Ryan Gosling has a lot to say about that "Hey Girl" meme — starting with "I never said it." That's right. Your entire existence has been a lie. Not only did Gosling never once mutter the words "hey girl," he also has no idea where it came from. (The Internet is a weird, beautiful place, Gosling.)

Watch Russell Crowe confront his "Nice Guys" costar about the long-running meme in the hilarious Buzzfeed video below. But be warned: Gosling doesn't say "hey girl" in it — not even ironically. Goddamnit.