Tonight's the final episode of Kocktails With Khloé — yes, your favorite show is ending, I'm sorry — and it's going out with a bang, with Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, Kim Kardashian, and Kanye West as the last guests. In anticipation of seeing the show off, FYI released a clip of the episode in which Kanye admits to trolling Kim via text.

Yes, Kanye proudly claims to have only gotten a cell phone when Kim was dating Kris Humphries, so that he could text her to remind her of the high-waisted pants in her future. That means Kanye only got a phone in 2011 — which, based on photographs, is proven to be false, but it makes a good story, I guess.

Anyway, the scare tactics worked, and Kim must really hate high pants because, well, we all know how long that marriage lasted.