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Emilia Clarke’s Game Of Thrones Wishlist: Barbecued Goat, More Penises

'I’d like close-ups of all the boys’ penises, please’

Game of Thrones gets a lot of flack for gratuitous female nudity, and rightfully so -- there are vaginas and breasts aplenty, but penises? Not so much.

Thankfully, Emilia Clarke, a.k.a. Daenerys Targaryen, a.k.a. Khaleesi, a.k.a. Mother of Dragons, has a feminist (and slightly R-rated) solution to that problem: make her character the ruler of Westeros and let her start calling the shots. Then, the pants will just start droppin’.

“I want to see Daenerys and her three dragons share the throne,” the 29-year-old told Glamour about her ideal GOT ending. “Eat goat they’ve barbecued. And bring back all the pretty boys, get them to take their trousers down, and be like, ‘I’m now the queen of everything! I’d like close-ups of all the boys’ penises, please.’”

GIRL, YES. SLAY, DANY, SLAY.

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For what it’s worth, though, Clarke insists that the show has made significant strides toward nudity equality, singling out Daario, Khaleesi’s love interest in Seasons 4 and 5.

“I’d like to bring your memory back to Mr. Michiel Huisman and I copulating for the first time, which began with me saying, ‘Take off your clothes,’ and then you got to see his perfect bottom,” Clarke said. Which, honestly, is entirely accurate.

Still, it is worth pointing out that while Clarke went topless in Season 1, viewers never got to see an equal eyeful of her late hubby Khal Drogo, a.k.a. her sun and stars.

“Oh, I did,” Clarke said about seeing Jason Momoa up close and personal. “I saw his member, but it was covered in a pink fluffy sock. Showing it would make people feel bad. It’s too fabulous.”

Right. So. We’ll just leave you right there with that mental image; go on about your day as usual.

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