'Jurassic Park 4' Nearing Extinction
Looks like T-Rex'll be keeping that slight lead in the kill count race against Velociraptor for a little longer ... and possibly forever.
Universal has pulled an "Ian, FREEZE" on its plans to begin production on "Jurassic Park 4" this summer, thereby opening up its prime release date spot for the "21 Jump Street" sequel to hop into.
Per The Hollywood Reporter, producers were readying to begin rolling as early as June, but delays in passing along a script draft have caused it to slow things down indefinitely.
The studio released this expectably vanilla statement on the matter: "In coordination with filmmakers, Universal has decided to release Jurassic Park 4 at a later date giving the studio and filmmakers adequate time to bring audiences the best possible version of the fourth installment in Universal’s beloved franchise."
Meanwhile, one of the film's employees was quoted as tweeting, "Hollywood makes and crushes dreams. Goodbye JP4." Yikes.
As recently as May 2, director Colin Trevorrow was tweeting pictures of landscapes presumably used in the film, using the hashtag #JP4. He has not tweeted since then.
With Universal vacating the prime June 13, 2014 box office real estate, Sony leaped right into it for their "21 Jump Street 2," which was originally poised to face off with Michael Bay's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on June 6, 2014 (in other words, the stoner youth demographic would've had some tough decisions to make that weekend).
And if you're thinking this "Jurassic Park 4" shelving is, like, no big deal typical Hollywood stuff and whatnot, just take a quick look at some of the drama going down on Twitter as a result of the news. These people are taking it pretty hard.
JURASSIC PARK 4 HAS BEEN DELAYED. THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW. GUTTED. GUT-TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Lucy Upshall (@lupshall24) May 9, 2013
Jurassic Park 4 is being delayed. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
— Sam Whitehouse (@SamProphecy) May 9, 2013
Jurassic Park 4 has been delayed indefinitely? Right, time for suicide.
— AndrewC (@Comptinator) May 9, 2013
Once again Jurassic Park 4 has been put on hold. I want this movie to come out! Will life ever find a way?
— Sherw Krueger (@SherwKrueger) May 9, 2013
universal officially delays Jurassic park 4... kill me now X(
— marco titaley (@martitaley) May 9, 2013
So, uh, tighten up there dino team.