One of the near-universal qualities of rap's biggest stars is that they're most likely not rapping about the jobs most of us have. Not that they should -- or, maybe, could -- since they left any inklings of 9-to-5s, cubicles and daily clocking in and out behind long ago, en route to reaching stardom.
You probably haven't. But musician and Vine star J. Cyrus has, and his spot-on impressions are here to teleport us to that alternate reality.
Future's many jobs:
And K. Dot:
And a collection of a few others, including my favorite, Ludacris as high school teacher.