One of the near-universal qualities of rap's biggest stars is that they're most likely not rapping about the jobs most of us have. Not that they should -- or, maybe, could -- since they left any inklings of 9-to-5s, cubicles and daily clocking in and out behind long ago, en route to reaching stardom.

But have you ever thought about what it would be like if Future rapped about working at Subway? Or Drake as a waiter? Young Thug as a babysitter? Kendrick Lamar as a janitor?

You probably haven't. But musician and Vine star J. Cyrus has, and his spot-on impressions are here to teleport us to that alternate reality.

Future's many jobs:

And K. Dot:

And a collection of a few others, including my favorite, Ludacris as high school teacher.

Who's next?