And now, two playlets in which the dialogue is composed entirely of 2013 movie titles (U.S. theatrical releases).
An atheist who believes global climate change will soon kill Mother Earth has a conversation with a Christian who believes global warming is a hoax and the Earth is fine.
ATHEIST: All is lost!
(Unable to agree, they change the subject.)
ATHEIST: From up on poppy hill?
ATHEIST: I give it a year.
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A 6'4" felon is visited in prison by his attorney. They meet in an interview room overlooking the prison yard.
(Felon clears his throat.)
ATTORNEY: Identity thief.
(They shake hands and sit down.)
FELON: (pretending to rob her) Gimme the loot!
(They laugh together.)
MACHETE: (yelling from outside) NOW you see me!
ATTORNEY: The company you keep...