Last night, "American Horror Story" finally revealed the identity of the notorious, sadistic Ten Commandments killer.

And nobody was surprised.

"AHS" held off for an awfully long time before dropping the bombshell that Detective John Lowe, the show's hero, was also its villain, so it's got to be kind of a bummer for them that fans' reaction was basically one big yawn. Turns out, everyone knew it was him -- and now that the secret is out, they're not being quiet about it.

CALLED IT.

Called it ages ago!

Called it in the first episode, betches.

Like, duh. Obviously.

What the fuuuuJUST KIDDING, KNEW IT.

Really, y'all, it's not like knowing it makes you special.

How'd you know it? Yeah, that's how we knew it, too.

Wait, has this happened to you before?!

A friendly reminder: If you knew it, good for you, but there's no need to be a peacock about it.

And now that we all know we knew it, let's move on to more important matters.

But P.S., totes knew it.