12 Ridiculous Things We Found In The Urban Outfitters Sale Section
We love online shopping—maybe a little too much. Sometimes, we'll find ourselves 37 pages deep into the sale section on Urban Outfitters buying an alien piggy bank at 3 a.m., wondering if we have a problem. Truth is, we probably do, but there is one good thing that comes out of our shopping addiction: our ability to find the weirdest shiz on the internet. Basically, Urban Outfitters' sale section is filled with gems, and by that, we mean insanely ridiculous stuff that no one bought. It's pretty much our favorite place on the internet. So, here are 12 of the most WTF things that you can buy at UO right this second, and, hey, they're all on sale!
1. THIS HAND HOLE
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"Let's make a drink holder that makes it impossible for you to do ANYTHING else while using it!"
2. THESE LAZY PERSON READING GLASSES
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Reading a book while lying on the couch is a pain in the neck (literally!), so get up out of your comfy, curled up position and grab a pair of these super discreet, not-nerdy-at-all angled glasses so you can finish reading all that fashion fanfic from any horizontal position of your choosing.
3. THIS BLOCK OF WOOD
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This is literally just a block of wood. For $4.99. Even worse: It was originally $12.95.
4. THIS BEER BELT
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Here's a tip, college kids: Only drink as many beers as you can casino online hold.
5. THESE CREEPY TEA BAGS
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Because nothing seems more enticing (and sanitary) than Vivienne Westwood treating our tea like her own personal hot tub.
6. THIS SHOWER PHONE
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This isn't a phone. We repeat, this is not a phone. It's a shower head that looks like a phone, but is so far out of reach that you won't even be able to pretend it's one.
7. THIS TOTALLY UNWEARABLE SKIRT
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This isn't so much a skirt as it is a veil for your legs.
8. THIS IPHONE COOKIE CUTTER
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"Man, I really want iPhone cookies!!!!" said no one, ever.
9. THIS COFFEE CUP THAT DOUBLES AS A CHALKBOARD
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Because the first thing we want to do in the morning is sketch a little somethin' somethin' on our latte cup so we can get it all over our hands and smear it on our clothes.
10. THESE HAPHAZARD HAIR FLOWERS
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"Hey, you have something in your hai—oh, those are supposed to be there? My bad, my bad."
11. THESE AWKWARD UNDIES
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For the girl who wants to tell the world that, yeah, her butt was once touched by a baby ghost. So there.
12. THIS ALIEN TO-GO CUP
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Because nothing is more practical than taking an already-portable can of soda and pouring it into a giant alien body.
