Last night, for the third year in a row, Kristen Bell hosted the CMT Music Awards. While in previous years she was joined by co-hosts—Toby Keith and Jason Aldean—this is the first year she went at it solo and she took the opportunity to talk about men’s fashion. Specifically, tight jeans. Real tight. In response to Kristen’s “Moose Knuckles” tune, we wrote a response using the medium we’re most familiar with: emoji.
Poem: Maeve Keirans