Game critics are such bitter, jaded people that it's oftentimes advisable, upon their death, to see if their coal-black hearts have compacted under all surliness and ill-will and, with the strength of time and pressure, formed valuable diamonds.

So it's the rare promotional trailer that manages to transform a game with a cute title into something that a critic can't wait to play.  Dead Head Fred's trailer, without the tiniest bit of gameplay footage, should win over even the most cancerous of souls...