It is no secret that we're head over heels in love with The Asylum's direct-to-video release, "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus," starring Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas. No one here has actually seen it, but that doesn't really matter when you're talking about a movie in which a giant octopus dukes it out with... well... a mega shark. The title alone is enough to send our morning editorial meetings into a chorus of snickers.

Well this is it. The fight of the century begins today, with the highly anticipated arrival of "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" on DVD. Can you handle it? I'm entirely sure that I can, but I'm looking forward to finding out. Just because it's amazing, here's yet another look at the movie's completely implausible, over the top trailer. Isn't it great when the shark eats that plane?

To borrow liberally from another movie's tagline: no matter who wins, we lose. Can't you just taste the awesome?