It's been 14 years since "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" introduced us to the wacky Portokalos family and all of their ouzo-guzzling ways, but from the looks of the sequel trailer -- which Nia Vardalos and John Corbett presented on The Today Show Wednesday (Nov. 11) -- absolutely nothing has changed about the eccentric fam.
Not Aunt Voula's super awkward convos, not the fam's eyesore of a blue-and-white-flag home-age nor their affinity for gaudy décor and fashions, and certainly not their tendency to become an absolute spectacle wherever they go. Oh, and Dancing Zorba's is still fully operational, too.
But there is a significant new addition to the group: Toula and Ian's now-teenage daughter Paris (Elena Kampouris), who's starting to reject her family's wild and embarrassing ways and eyeball colleges clear across the country as a way out. (In a moment of history repeating, or as her dad would call "payback," Toula moans to her daughter, "Why do you want to leave me?!")
But Paris isn't the one who'll be trekking down the aisleway for the newest series of nuptials; it's actually Maria (Lainie Kaza) and Gus (Michael Constantine), who've found out that their original ceremony wasn't finished because their priest didn't sign their wedding license way back when.
Which means they now have an excuse to throw themselves the biggest fattest Greek wedding the world has ever known -- fit with pink stretch limos and ginormous floral arrangements.
"My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" will hit theaters on March 25, 2016.