The expecting couple glides toward Cloud 9.

The cat sneakily climbed outta the bag last week, yet Snooki herself had been keeping mum about her pregnancy up until this morning, when her hot pink baby bump graced the cover of Us Weekly. The magazine snagged the first exclusive interview with the mom-to-be and her juicehead fiancé, and they left no stone unturned. Below, we've rounded up our favorite "Oh Snooki! You crazy, girl" quotes from the front page article.

In response to the question, "What did you think, seeing your sonogram?"

Snooki: It looks like an alien!

In response to the question, "Any names ready to go?"

Snooki: I want something Italian and normal. Not Blanket. Or Lamp.

In response to the question, "Any weird pregnancy dreams?"

Snooki: I had a dream I was in labor and my mom induced me with a shot in my shoulder. My old principal was my doctor. You know when you hold in a fart and it hurts? In my dream they were contractions.

In response to the question, "What kind of wedding do you want?

Jionni: A Disney wedding!

Snooki: No, I want it in my church, with a reception in Jersey somewhere. I want bombs going off at the reception--fireworks, pyro.

Jionni: Like Wrestlemania!

In response to the trivia question, "If you're breast-feeding, how often should you nurse a newborn?"

Snooki: Four times a day.

Answer: Every two hours.

Snooki: Oh, wow, that's a lot.

+ For the full interview, pick up the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now. And to find out Snooki's due date and hear fan reactions, head over to MTV News.

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