You know what I love more than anything? House sitting. It’s amazing. You just sit around and play with the cats and watch TV on DVD and eat all the food in the house because it’s probably gonna go bad anyway. Sadly, in this economy, house-sitting jobs are few and far between, so when I heard Lil Mama was out of town judging America’s Best Dance Crew, I figured I’d do her a solid and offer my services for free ... without asking her permission. Big mistake!

All things considered, Lil Mama was a pretty good sport. She just wanted a little honesty. So, I told her what I had been up to in her crib:

1) Reenacting my favorite scenes from New York Minute with my M-K Olsen cutout.

2.) Programming Lil Mama’s DVR to record the Slap Chop infomercial every time it airs. (She's so Punk'd!)

3.) Dressing up as Diddy in Lil Mama’s fur coat -- and various assorted bling -- and staging my own version of Making The Band starring my favorite new act, the Xylopholks, which features a skunk on xylophone and a pink gorilla playing the upright bass. (Don’t believe me? JUST WATCH THE RECAP!)

She was so into it. Do I see a collaboration coming down the pipeline? Fingers crossed! OK, gotta run -- I think I’ve outworn my welcome. I better jet before she notices that all her Mini Snickers are gone.