On this week's Real World, we learned Sarah's dad can't take a hint, JD can't take the "coward's way out," Devyn can't take a right-hand turn (without ending up in Jersey), and Chet can't take matters into his own hands -- er, so to speak.

But more importantly, we learned that Ryan's idea of getting himself all spruced up, V.I.P.-style(!), involves a tan Sherlock Holmes-y suit and a bigga, badda mustache.

+ Think he's singlehandedly bringing (faux) facial hair back? Take our poll and let us know whether you wanted to run your fingers through Ryan's 'stache -- or rip that sucker off and throw it in the trash.