When your last name is Hilton, you can't exactly have your BFFs-to-be living out of their cars, or (worse) taking up residence in The Valley. So in preparation for her new show, Paris has done what any drama-loving heiress would do: provided her wannabe-friends with predictably state-of-the-art accommodations (think a Playboy Mansion-style pool, regulation-size tennis courts, a retractable red carpet and an appropriately awe-inspiring, pink-accented foyer).

Don't worry though, the princesses (and princes) in training aren't getting too pampered. In true reality show fashion, they're still gonna be packed in tighter than a can of sardines because, let's face it, claustrophobic quarters are enough to drive sane people crazy. And from what we've seen in the casting special, these folks are already a few cards short of a full deck.

So check out these pics of the official BFF stomping grounds and tune into tonight at 10pm for the series premiere of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Then start laying down bets on which best-friend-to-be will be the first to strip off his (or her) clothes, streak around the tennis courts and dive headfirst into the shallow end of the cave-pool.