Let's be real here: as much as we loooooove "The Golden Girls," the scariest thing that ever happened on that show was when our dear, zinger-slinging Sophia Petrillo had her "Psycho" knife moment in the kitchen in Season 1.

But the internet is here to fix that, and now we have that Halloween-themed episode we've been waiting for -- in some cases, our whole lives (or more).

Presenting "Golden Ghouls," a product of the CREATURE team on YouTube, which re-casts the silver-headed squad as a crew of spooky creatures whose chief interest is which size of human is easiest to chase and chow down. Sophia's secret lasagna ingredient, finally revealed at last!

And *of course* Blanche Devereaux is making the whole mummy thing look good with that signature southern strut.

H/T HitFix