In October 2014, "American Horror Story" fans were introduced to the one and only, Dandy Mott. Actor Finn Wittrock gave a terrifying performance as the spoiled rich brat who killed anyone and everyone that got in his way. His tirade of "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU" was both unnerving and surprisingly amusing.

While watching "Freak Show," it's kind of hard not to notice how Wittrock is, uh, shirtless (and pantless) a majority of the season. (Bless you, Ryan Murphy.) Therefore, we decided to rank his sexy shirtless Dandy moments.

Dandy's blood bath

With this short moment, Dandy didn't just push Norman Bates off the "Characters with Serious Mommy Issues" list, he shoved him with all his might. I mean, yeah, his body is hot — but no one looks sexy bathing in their mother's own blood.

Dandy doing jumping jacks

As beautiful as this is, we don't get an up close and personal view of Wittrock, so what's even the point?

Dandy as a failed Houdini

This moment would be a lot better if Dandy wasn't about to drown in Houdini's water tank. RIP Dandy.

Dandy vs. Andy

I think I speak for everyone when I say looking at Wittrock and Matt Bomer in their underwear is damn good television. However, because Dandy kills Andy two seconds after this GIF, it puts a damper on the sexy factor.

Dandy as Twisty Jr.

The slow tilt upward is much appreciated, but considering how Matt Bomer is now dead and Wittrock channels Twisty the Clown, this moment's hot shirtless level is definitely tainted.

Dandy boxing

In case you didn't realize it, Wittrock is ripped AF. His biceps and pecs are seriously no joke. Dandy may be a little punk-ass, but I wouldn't want to mess with him.

Dandy doing push-ups

At the risk of sounding like a complete creep, this moment was perfect for getting the whole effect of Wittrock's toned body.

Dandy lounging around

OK, this moment was clearly just for the audience to have some much-needed eye candy, but we're not complaining. #Bless

Dandy's, um, disrobing

*Snickers*

Dandy doing whatever this is

He may be an evil SOB, but he's still insanely hot.

Dandy oiling up

I'm sorry, but does this really need an explanation?