File this under "things NOT to do" -- sending unwanted, unreciprocated sexts.

In a new comedy sketch from The Daily Dot, some rude guy in a basketball jersey (Davram Stiefler) gets a kick out of sending a woman (Jen Jamula) sexts at all times of the day. The catch? Everything he messages her, he also needs to say out loud. Turns out sexts are even more creepy when they're spoken or acted out face-to-face.

The sexts include annoying comments like "u boobs r huge" and (sigh) di-- pics. After sending a slew of provocative ???, he even pours a basket full of eggplants on her. Watch the full video below and try not cringe.

H/T Cosmo.com