All best-dressed lists are officially irrelevent.

So, not to step all over MTV Style's perfectly pedicured peep-toe pumps, but we think we've officially found the best-dressed artist on the Grammy Awards' red carpet. No, it's not Katy Perry, nor is it Taylor Swift. It's none other than Shawn Crahan, aka one of the clowns from Slipknot.

Sorry ladies! Please make your way to the end of the hall, and collect your wigs at the Snatched & Found.

Seen here with his wife and daughter, the Nu Metal icon is officially rocking our sartorial worlds with his #AllBlackEverything with a bow tie combo. And that neon, radioactive orange-to-yellow ombre? We die.

But truly, it's the makeup work here that gives us the most life. Though a risky choice, the mustard and ketchup stain contouring is truly next level. Like, we don't really know what else to say except:

YAAAS! YAAAS, SLIPKNOT CLOWN! YOU LOOK SO GOOD! OMG YAAAS! SLIPKNOT CLOWN, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL! YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!

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