This mermaid's got two legs, and she's ready to party.
Because I would've loved to have spent my sun-drenched days lounging poolside in some contemporary-style mansion, tripping with a supermodel girl gang, and gettin' weird with tea cups and glitter instead of hitting up the Ripley's Believe It or Not! museum with my mom. (Love you, Mom! I'm still invited to Thanksgiving, right??)
Watch Azealia Banks' "ATM Jam" video featuring Pharrell after the jump. (NSFW)
Not to be a buzzkill, but HANDS AT TEN AND TWO, AZEALIA!
Rolling up to a glamorous floor-to-ceiling glasshouse that even Leelee Sobieski would have a hard time turning down, Azealia and her band o' #ladeez look like they're fresh from a super-fun road trip -- emphasis on the word "trip."
As the colors around them shift from fuchsia to cyan, the noted Furby enthusiast and her crew strip down to bikinis to get their mermaid on, then tumble down a psychedelic rabbit hole to hold a straight-up weird "Alice In Wonderland"-esque tea party in the home's expensively upholstered living room. As glitter literally (gliterally?) falls from nowhere, try not to remember the fact that you don't live in SoCal and that cold weather is swiftly approaching.
On the off-chance you do live in SoCal, we're in a fight.
Photo credit: Interscope