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Dear Jennifer Lopez,

That's it. Now you're OUR American Idol. We can think of ZERO other people who can pull off a head-to-toe sartorial snakeskin situation. And that alliteration being brought to you by the letter "S" is no accident from an onomatopoeia standpoint, either. We FANCY what you wore in London yesterday at the Capital FM Summertime Ball in Wembley Stadium, to no doubt quote some of your British fans who were lucky enough to witness this cra-mazing look in person.

Jennifer Lopez, we're officially reveling in your reptilian rapture. We're fairly certain that you comprise the 0.01 percent of the population who can pull that look off, so don't worry about our jacking your snakeskin steez. Even though we secretly want to don some cobra Louboutins, pair it with a minidress and take the whole look straight to Brazil, Morocco, London and Ibiza, straight to L.A., New York and dance the night away.

BRAVA, Jennifer Lopez. Surely the snakes that died for that outfit bequeathed their skin to you in their little snake wills, knowing they'd be reincarnated in serious style.

Us