+ What's Demi Lovato's way of coping with fame? 1. Avoiding the tabloids the way most of us avoid carbs. ("It will eat you alive if you read it," she swears.) And, 2. Reminding herself that Miley Cyrus is still #1 on the Paparazzi's Most Wanted hit list. (MTV News)

+ And speeeeaking of MyCy, the environment-loving teen star has decided to trade in that icky secondhand Porsche for a way-trendier Toyota Prius. Practicality be damned! (E! Online)

+ Obvs, WE think the Jonas Brothers can (and should!) win the Grammy for Best New Artist. But does the panel of experts agree? Answer: Sort of! (MTV Movies)

+ Now presenting ... Ryan's "Tampon Song," Chet's "Hobo Anthem" and other Greatest Hits from the Real World: Brooklyn crew! (Remote Control)

+ The good news: Justin Timberlake is back to turning his personal heartbreaks into breakup ballad gold! (Idolator)

+ The bad news: JT's current relationship won't be giving him any new material. "Super" girlfriend Jessica Biel threw her man a combination birthday/Super Bowl party at the Roosevelt Hotel this weekend. Way to stifle his creativity, Jess! (Usmagazine.com)

+ Meanwhile, there are probzies WAY better things to do than watch Bruce Springsteen's Super Bowl crotch-slide on continuous repeat. Let us know if/when you think of any. (Scandalist)

+ Mismatched tabloid fixtures Paris Hilton and Amy Winehouse are about to be neighbors! Anyone else think this has "wacky situation comedy" written all over it? (The Mirror - UK)

+ This just in: Jennifer Hudson lip-synced her way through the national anthem. Also? We don't care. (MTV News)

+ We didn't believe Ariel Moore REALLY left Clique Girlz, either. Fortunately, that's what farewell videos are for. (Tommy2)