If we were Tokio Hotel, and we landed on the front page of The New York Times, we might express just a bit more enthusiasm for what most people (except, say, Eliot Spitzer) would consider to be a major coup. But, for many reasons, we are not Tokio Hotel or Bill Kaulitz (which is fine because we don't have that much patience to do that much stuff to our hair) or his twin brother Tom, whose stoic reaction to Tokio Hotel's Times coverage is pricelessly German.

Check it out in Tokio Hotel's latest tour diary video, which features enough performance shots and behind-the-scenes footage to keep you swooning until next Friday's video. Plus, watch three more Tokio Hotel tour diary videos right here.