What kind of conversation takes place when two of the most interesting and eccentric humans being in the 21st century finally meet? Honestly, I'm dying to know.
Thugger and Jaden have consistently given some of the most outrageous and mind-boggling interviews over the past year, so in lieu of actually knowing what they were speaking about, I pieced together answers from a few different interviews to imagine what their conversation might sound like.
It would probably start like this...
Jaden Smith: What’s your job, what’s your career?
Young Thug: Ninety-nine percent of me is rock star. Of course, I’m a natural-born gangster. Who don’t know that?
Jaden: I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.
Thugger: I always felt like I was gonna be the man. I guess that’s why I became it. I always felt like I was gonna have money, even when I was young.
Jaden: I’m going to imprint myself on everything in this world.
At some point they'd talk about how lame school is...
Jaden: Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.
Thugger: All the people in school probably thought I was weird, so I was quiet the whole time I was in school. But I always paid attention to every single thing.
Jaden: School is not authentic because it ends. It’s not true, it’s not real. Our learning will never end. The school that we go to every single morning, we will continue to go to.
Thugger: When I was in high school, I had a gambling problem. I played quarterback, and I used to have ten pairs of dice in a little bag. I played for one year, but then I started gambling again and going to other hoods.
Jaden: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.
They'd obviously get into their musical processes...
Jaden: Honestly, we’re just trying to make music that we think is cool. We don’t think a lot of the music out there is that cool. So we make our own music. We don’t have any song that we like to listen to on the P.C.H. by any other artist, you know?
Thugger: I’ll make a whole f--king mumbling album.
Jaden: Anything that you can shock somebody with. The only way to change something is to shock it. If you want your muscles to grow, you have to shock them. If you want society to change, you have to shock them.
Thugger: I don’t write. You won’t ever see a Young Thug paper with no songs on it. I just do it bar for bar. I did a song in eight minutes. I thought everybody could write songs that fast. But working with a lot of them, they don’t. Wayne and Drake, it takes them so long to do a song.
Jaden: [Willow] freestyles and finds out what she likes. Same thing with me.
And, of course, fashion...
Jaden: I like to wear things that I make, but I throw it on as though I was throwing on anything. It looks cool, sometimes.
Thugger: The jeans I got on right now, they’re women’s jeans. But they fit how they’re supposed to fit. Like a rock star. The only thing I probably have in men’s is, like, briefs. T-shirts. Ninety percent of my clothes are women’s.
Life beyond this planet would definitely come up...
Thugger: You heard they found another Earth? It’s the same as Earth but 10 times bigger. I’m probably from there.
Jaden: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.
As for rules and establishments....who needs 'em?
Thugger: What the f--k they talkin’ about, locking people up for 50 years? They should lock them up for five years. Let everybody out of prison.
Jaden: Nobody ever thinks, 'Yo who made all these rules?' Who was here and made all these rules? Because, I'm equally as smart as them, and I don't necessarily agree with all the rules that they established before I came into the picture.