If you're having a hard time hearing over all the screaming that's happening around you, don't panic: no one's in danger, it's just that Warner Bros. just announced that they're having possibly the most magical "Harry Potter" event ever.

Ever dreamed of celebrating Christmas at Hogwarts? Now you can.

Seriously. We wouldn't joke about something as serious as this.

Warner Bros. announced today that they'll be holding a ticketed Christmas dinner event December 3 at their London-area studio, allowing guests the chance to feast on delicacies such as cherry-studded hams and flaming desserts while sitting in the authentic Great Hall set surrounded by props from "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." The tickets -- which are £230 (just under $350 U.S.) -- include multiple courses, a wand (guests can choose Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore or Voldemort's wands), a tour, Butterbeer and dessert.

That's not even to mention the lifelong magical memories. Those you get for free.

So safe to say, if you want to make the "Harry Potter" fan in your life very, extremely happy this Christmas, you know where the "purchase" button is.