Are you sitting down? Well, don’t be — because we’re about to show you a completely bonkers music video that’s going to have you unleashing your inner dance freak in approximately one minute.

If you haven’t heard of Australian EDM duo Peking Duk — comprised of Adam Hyde and Reuben Styles — just know this: they make insanely catchy jams that are instantly rave-ready. And for their latest single, “Say My Name” (no, it’s not a Destiny’s Child cover), they’ve pulled out the big guns by casting actor Matt McGorry from “Orange Is The New Black” and “How To Get Away With Murder” fame.

McGorry is way more Pornstache than Bennett in the crazy clip, which features him sporting one hell of a mean mullet and an ensemble that can only be described as “flamboyant cowboy”: jorts, a paisley-print shirt and some very questionable red cowboy boots, à la Ted Mosby.

The hilarious vid kicks off with McGorry delivering the most “SMH”-inducing pick-up line: “On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?” From there, he makes the city streets his personal dance floor. Parking meters are humped. Cars are climbed. Pelvises are thrust. And monobrows are on fleek.

It all adds up to something so wonderfully crazy that even Ariana Grande couldn’t quite find the words to describe it.

Ditto for McGorry’s “OITNB” co-star, Ruby Rose.

So… are you ready to see the magic unfold? Or, you know, whatever you call this?

Check out the video below.