Have mercy! It's been 28 years since "Full House" first brought the Tanner Family into our lives, and thanks to a constant availability of late-night reruns, an unauthorized behind-the-scenes movie, and a Netflix reboot series which reunites nearly the entire awesome cast, their zingy catchphrases are still knocking around in our brainspaces.

But there are some things that "Fuller House" simply cannot revive about the old fam because the original show existed in a sweet spot of late-'80s-to-early-'90s tubular styleness that faded right out of the zeitgeist forever.

No, we're not talking about Michelle's pink wayfarers or Stephanie's rad cat sweater -- this is stuff that is so done it's museum-ready.

In honor of the show's anniversary, we rounded up 28 of those trends that are now totally bogus and yet perfectly awesome because "Full House."

Scrunchies.

These BANGS.

This shape-tastic wallpaper pattern.

Hammer pants.

Turtlenecks with overalls.

Chest-bearing leather vests.

Aluminum bedframes.

T-shirt sleeve rolls.

The side pony.

Joey's camel-colored Members Only jacket.

Uncle Jesse's mullet.

Cut-off shorts with thigh-highs.

The giant top poof/half pony.

Wallpaper borders.

The kindergarten boy gel side-slick.

Pooch shoulder sleeved-wedding dresses.

Aerobics outfits with legwarmers.

Portable phones with giant antennas.

Banana clips.

Toddler bowl cuts.

Braided sweatbands.

The Love Shack dance.

Multi-colored blazers.

Sequins.

That 15-inch analog TV set.

Shoulder pads.

Hair crimping.

Puffy wall letters.