I think it's fair to assume that when Lana Del Rey sang about "Summertime Sadness," she was speaking for all of us -- that is, the end of the summer is sad as all hell. It means that it's time to go back to school, back to being ~ responsible ~, back to wearing pants at all most hours of the day/night.

Thankfully, John Oliver dropped an informative, (kind of) uplifting message to pull us all out of the back-to-school doldrums. It's a great refresher for all the things you've forgotten about over the past few months (e.g. math, biology, history) or deliberately chosen to actively repress.

Either way, here you go, you're welcome.