There comes a point in everyone's life where you just have to put down the Nutella. Nobody wants to, but it's time. Now, thanks to a German evil genius, there's a product that can help separate you from the spread, if only temporarily.

Daniel Schlobloch designed an acrylic lock that secures the hazelnut goodness (until it's opened with two keys) as a joke for a friend who got fed up with his kids sneaking spoonfuls of his precious Nutella. We're sick of it too, frankly. In fact, the world is so universally tired of unexpectedly empty Nutella jars that more then 250 of Schlobloch's locks (Scho-locks?) have already been preordered.

But Nutella isn't the only tempting treat we can't keep our hands off of. Here are 5 products to help you resist temptation – or keep your new dorm mate's greasy paws out of your stuff.

Nutella Lock

It's serious business locking up a spread that's delicious on literally everything. That's why it takes two keys to bust open this Nutella lock.

The Kitchen Safe

If you need a little break between donuts, just set the timer on the Kitchen Safe and distract yourself until it's time for another treat. The product touts itself as being able to help you "build good habits," which is awesome. But so are donuts.

Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock

What the only thing worse than someone stealing your Nutella? That's right. Someone stealing your Chunky Monkey. Lock up your pint with the Ben & Jerry's Euphori-Lock and keep your combination to yourself. You'll finally be able to protect Everything But The...

The Fridge Locker

It's like a cage for your food! Except instead of keeping the food from getting out, it keeps you from getting in. Gone are the days of making crescent rolls at midnight. With one extra step between you and the Pillsbury Dough Boy, you might have a moment to gain the mental clarity necessary to realize that eating an entire tube of crescents and watching Face Off does not a healthy Saturday night make.*

Easy-Lock Fridge Lock

Your whole fridge is on lockdown with the Easy-Lock Fridge Lock. No one – not even you – can get past the power of a Fridge Lock. You know, without the key. Never fear leaving your mini-fridge for a weekend away. Your roommate won't be able to break for any night cheese.

*The author speaks from experience on this one.