If Disney Princesses Had Internet Access, No One Would've Lived Happily Ever After
Cartoonist Justin Hall has posed a question to us all: What if Disney princesses had Internet access?
In a post for Dorkly, Hall imagines what would happen if characters in "Brave," "The Little Mermaid" and "Cinderella" had access to Wi-Fi like the rest of us, and the results are absolutely hilarious.
"You wore a blue dress and some see-thru kicks (girl you freaky)," starts Prince Charming (or Macklemore, it's unclear) in a missed connections ad. "I was the fly homie in the tux lookin fresh ... you left your shoe at my crib." He continues in a way that's all too easy to imagine in this day and age. It's probably safe to say he never would have found his princess if he searched through "luciferlist."
In a scenario many are familiar with, Ariel and Prince Eric meet in a coffee shop and it's clear they both had higher expectations of who they were meeting -- which makes us think that maybe less screen-to-screen interaction would result in a happier ending for a lot of us.
See all the Disney Princess fun -- plus Woody and Buzz from "Toy Story" -- over at Dorkly.