13 Strangely Brilliant Thoughts You Wish You Had In The Shower
The shower is a sacred space meant for washing, singing and thinking. It might be the water, it might be the privacy — whatever it is, it give us our best ideas. Sometimes they're deep and a lot of times they're absurd, but all these thoughts happen in the same room (gross).
Thanks to the subreddit Shower Thoughts, these private observations can be made public and even voted on. From one-liners to just plain good ideas, these shower thoughts are so good, you'll wish your brain had them.
"The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are repeatedly forced to relive their own death."
Posted by MeowMixSong.
"Someone's therapist probably knows all about you and probably thinks it's your fault."
Posted by frmes_hift.
"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"If you lose your phone while its on vibrate, you didn't like it enough to put a ring on it."
Posted by OrShUnderscore.
"If you had never heard of the boogie man before, you might think he's a pretty cool guy."
"Eating shredded Mozzarella is like eating pre-stringed string cheese."
Posted by phantasmagori.
"Everything we eat turns into one big food smoothie. This concludes that everything we eat is a smoothie."
"Having someone celebrate your birthday is like being given a participation trophy."
Posted by -Dark_Link-.
"There should be an app like Tinder but for jobs. Like hey you have 42 jobs that meet your qualifications near you. Then the company can swipe left for awful applications."
Posted by electrovert.
"If a business has the word classy in its name it probably isn't."
"I'll bet that when Thomas Edison played back his own voice on the first phonograph he thought it was broken because his voice sounded weird."
Posted by nickmodaily.
"Substituting the word 'love' with 'lunch' makes romantic songs much more interesting to me."
"I find that I lie more in real life than I do on the internet."
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