“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” has already wrapped production, and that’s both an awesome and a terrible thing. On the bright side, we actually get to see it soon! Yay! The not-so-great part about it? Amy Schumer would’ve made a helluva galaxy vixen.
Even though it’s too late for Schumer to pry her way into the movie, we at least have a sexed up “Star Wars”-themed photoshoot to hold us over, courtesy of GQ. Schumer covers the mag’s annual comedy issue, and the spread inside is nothing short of jaw-dropping.
Besides sucking a droid finger, we also get to see Schumer posing topless in bed with C-3PO and R2-D2 (bow chicka wow wow), deep-throating a lightsaber, and cosplaying as Princess Leia in that infamous metal bikini from “Return of the Jedi.”
Oh, and then there’s the can-canning with a troupe of Stormtrooper Rockettes, which will forever change the way you see those helmeted bros.
GQ dubs Schumer “the funniest woman in the galaxy,” and that’s definitely a fair claim to make — she’s gearing up for her big-screen leading lady debut in “Trainwreck,” which had its world premiere Tuesday and opens in theaters Friday.
Head over to GQ to see more of Schumer’s photoshoot, in all its galactic glory.