With reporting by Josh Horowitz, Shaunna Murphy, Kase Wickman and Alex Zalben

With "Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice" nearly dawning on us (a year-ish until release is "nearly," right?), it's time to seriously examine where our loyalties lie. In what looks like a super ass-kicking battle between Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman in the trailer for the movie, who's going to take the belt?

At San Diego Comic-Con, we asked in-the-know celebrities -- when it comes to superhero ass-kickery, the casts of "Gotham" and "Supergirl," as well as former Superman Brandon Routh -- who would emerge victorious. Their answers vary, of course, but we particularly enjoy "Gotham" cast member Camren Bicondova's suggestion that instead of fighting they "go to the moon and have a picnic."

Make tea, not war! You hear that, supers?