How's your Thursday going so far? Good? OK? Kinda lousy? Well, it's about to get a WHOLE lot better, y'all: Lady Gaga's French bulldog Asia is launching a puppy line. Like, on her own. How do we know? Well, Asia–as in, the actual dog–"stole" her mom's Instagram for the day and is posting pupdates, er, updates on her latest business endeavors.

As it turns out, she created a "fashionable puppy line," which makes sense considering she's often spotted in coordinating ensembs with Mother Monster. (Also, she mayyy be the only pup we've ever seen in a custom Alexander McQueen mask. JW, is it normal to be this jealous of a dog? Asking for a friend.) She said, "I love to eat while I sketch my ideas," which is super interesting considering she has, um, paws. *gives long, hard side eye*

In another photo, she gives the classic I'm-too-cool-for-everything-so-please-make-this-stop fashion glare as she shares more info about her collection: "I get hooked up with the finest in puppy products, so I really have a knack for what’s quality. My vision is to find creative & functional ways for pets and their owners to bond!"

Not only is Asia designing clothing, but she's also creating a line of food, apparently. Her caption read: "ORGANIC GRAIN-FREE LOCAL FARM INGREDIENTS are the best for our body and brain. That’s what I eat! That’s why I'm inspired to also create A Pet Food Line." Aw, she even switched up her bow to match the chicken. How sweet.

Then, it seems she had a high-fashion picnic surrounded by champagne and issues of Vogue. "After a sunny morning looking out for ‘Bunnies & Truffles’, I love sniffing around the rose garden for the latest luxuries!" We have no idea what "Bunnies & Truffles" are, but, let's be real, we can't wait to find out.

OoOoh, is this a first peek at an Asia-designed outfit?! "In the afternoon, I go for a ride. I have SKIN & FOOD ALLERGIES, so I'm an expert in the most PROTECTIVE, COMFY, & STYLISH FABRICS FOR DOGS. Sometimes even Mommy's jealous of my lks!" That pearl necklace, tho.

Finally, Asia drops the biggest news of all: it looks like she'll be fronting a fashion campaign in the very near future. "Keep a look out for a special announcement. I'm the star of a new campaign for a major luxury fashion brand. You never know, I could grace the pages of Italian Vogue." YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS, ASIAAAA.