Zac Efron's Little Brother Wrote A Poem About Him, And It Is Just The Greatest Thing
We're sure Zac Efron has received his fill of poetic fan mail, but the actor took to Twitter the other day to post a truly unexpected throwback: five beautifully revealing rhythmic paragraphs written about him by none other than his brother, Dylan.
"When your dad goes through your little bro's old homework and finds a gem: Poem by Dylan, 6th grade #abrotherlything," wrote Efron, above an embed of the (IMO) Pulitzer-worthy piece.
How do we love thee for this saucy, hilarious masterpiece, Dylan? Let us count the ways...
STANZA 1: Being a movie star is, apparently, not a job. Note to Hollywood!
STANZA 2: Probably don't ever let Zac Efron babysit.
STANZA 3: Was he smiling because his brother showed up at his game or because it was hilarious to watch him getting mobbed by fans in the crowd? #SubtextThoughts
STANZA 4: But what kind of advice? Our minds are reeling!
STANZA 5: How does one fight without getting hurt ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
We propose "A Brotherly Thing 2," wherein these questions are answered and a slew of new revelations are thrust upon us, all in iambic pentameter. You can do it, Dylan...we believe in you!