What do you give the man who has everything for his birthday? And by "everything," we mean literally everything -- Sam Smith has won all of the awards this year. Lucky for Sam, his sisters have him covered.

Check it! According to the caption, Smith's sisters rung in his 23rd year with "authentic Harry Potter wands!!!!!!!!!! Best present EVERRRRRRR." Now Sam can make even MORE awards appear! Or, perhaps, his voice? No shade at all, dude -- we just miss your dulcet tones.

Despite his recent vocal woes, the "Stay With Me" singer is apparently having a pretty rad birthday -- he hung with his family...

... saying of his dad, "23 years and 9 months ago this handsome fellow made love to my mama. Thanks for that," and thoroughly creeping us out.

Then he made a little speech and shared a snap of friends...

"Prepare yourself for dramatic speech lol - I've only lived on this earth for 23 years and I have so much more to learn and so many more mistakes to make but there is one thing I've learnt in my not so many years. And that is love is the most important thing in life. Surround yourself with family and friends and people who genuinely love you. I am so lucky and these past few years have been so amazing but also so challenging and I would definitely be in a world full of troubles right now if it wasn't for the people in this picture and my family and friends who can't be with me today. Dramatic as fuck I know, but I thought I'd share my emotional but I hope wise words with y'all xx"

Someone is feeling mighty thankful today. And, lucky for Sam, we KNOW he has amazing penmanship with which to scribe some notes to all the friends and family who wished him Happy Birthday today -- and, ahem, major music news organizations... Nooooo pressure.