OK, so we're no Harvard law students or anything, but we've definitely seen "Legally Blonde" more than a few times. What we lack in law degrees and passed bar exams, we make up for in bend-and-snaps and inferred legal knowledge.

Having seen the movie front to back scores of times, we're pretty sure we've soaked up all there is to know about winning in the courtroom.

Here are the 12 pointers we'd take to heart if asked to represent someone in court.

Keep up that exercise routine -- happy people don't shoot their husbands.

Your best defense might just be...your butt.

It's not like normal women can have this ass.

Know your perm maintenance. It just might make or break your cover.

Don't get that ish wet.

Don't be afraid to think outside the box.

That part where she's like "I'd rather have a client who is innocent"? Yeah, we dig that.

Faith can get you through many trials.

If you use enough big words, you get the dog in the end.

Worked for Paulette, will work for you.

Don't let others' doubts sidetrack you from following your intuition.

Read up. It could save you from a life behind bars!

Probably think a little bit before you accidentally blurt out a murder confession.

You can do basically anything if you put your head into it. (Literally and figuratively.)

If you can believe it, you can achieve it!

Pay attention to the details.

Never give up on what you think you can do -- even if it's staying out of prison.